Random listener comments:

• "My friends give me sh*t because I find you amusing."

• "I don't care how much of an *sshole my friends think you are, you're okay."

• "You're a lot cuter than I thought you'd be."

• "My husband thinks you’re an *ss, but I love you anyway."

• "Keep being a d*ck. It works for you."

• "Maybe you should keep your political opinions to yourself . . . especially since they're liberal."